Every distribution splits the pot seven ways, then buys each name with the same quote slice.
// signal 001 — robinhood chain
BUTTONWOOD
Hold $DOGSBROKERS and stake a broker NFT. Tax revenue buys the Robinhood Mega-7 on Uniswap — equal weight, paid pro-rata per staked dog.
// signal 002 — the pack
Live art from the collection. Stake one of these NFTs in the vault to earn the Mega-7.
// signal 003 — mega-7
Equal-weight Robinhood Stock Tokens. The vault swaps tax (ETH or USDG) on Uniswap v3 — not PancakeSwap — and credits staked brokers.
// signal 004 — protocol
Flap tax on $DOGSBROKERS funds the vault. The vault buys the Mega-7. You are the broker.
Keep ≥ 1,000,000 $DOGSBROKERS in wallet. Dump below the line and you skip the next payout until you refill.
Mint on OpenSea. Stake it in the vault — rewards split by staked NFT count, not wallet size.
Tax hits the vault. Distribute buys NVDA AAPL MSFT AMZN GOOGL META TSLA on Uniswap and credits stakers.
// signal 007 — ledger
Mega-7 buys this season. Round 1.
// record
| round | stock | shares | per dog | eligible | wallets | time |
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// ranking
| # | broker | owner | shares |
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// signal 008 — wallet
connect to see eligibility + accrued stocks.
// signal 009 — modules
ERC20 eligibility layer
ERC721 specimen layer
Flap stock vault
Robinhood Chain 4663
// signal 010 — access
Paste a wallet or connect. We’ll tell you if that address is on the mint list.
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// signal 011 — faq
On OpenSea: ButtonWoods Dog Brokers. Whitelist is free (2 per wallet). Public is $1.20.
The Mega-7 on Robinhood Chain: NVDA, AAPL, MSFT, AMZN, GOOGL, META, TSLA. Equal weight. Official Robinhood Stock Tokens, bought on Uniswap — not PancakeSwap.
Hold ≥ 1,000,000 $DOGSBROKERS and stake at least one broker NFT in the vault. Tax from trading buys the basket. Claim the seven ERC-20s from the vault.
Payouts are Robinhood Chain Stock Tokens (chain id 4663), swapped on Uniswap v3. They are tokenized exposure, not brokerage account shares. Not available in every jurisdiction. DYOR.
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